Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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