google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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