I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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