I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
