its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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