:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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