Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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