how can u be prego again
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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