I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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