Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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