Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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