Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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