Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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