he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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