Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
even my farts smell like vagina
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Randomize
