And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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