Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Randomize
