Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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