I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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