i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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