Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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