i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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