god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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