you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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