And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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