then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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