He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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