Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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