idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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