He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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