new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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