The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Alive.
So much puke
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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