She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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