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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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