do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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