that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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