I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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