Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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