i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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