when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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