i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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