Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The Olympian is in my bed
Verdict: uncircumcised.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Randomize
