i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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