We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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