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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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