Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
