Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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