you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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