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Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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