halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i out mim tonsoeep
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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