I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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