covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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